Friday, January 7, 2011

Bathroom Bandit

Due to my genes- passed down from my mom- water runs through my body faster than you can count to three. Because of my small bladder, bathroom runs occur on the regular. The set up of my office makes this a little tricky- seeing as the girls bathroom is surrounded by boys. We share the floor with a company that has mostly boys, while ours is mostly girls. So logically, our building put us on the side with the boys bathroom, and the other company with the girls bathroom. Why would they do that? I mean... I guess they want us to mix and mingle on the way to pee. But honestly... just WHY.

I am sure at this point, the boys have a tally going of how many times an hour I make the trek cross the office, through the kitchen and around the corner to the girls bathroom. Like my bosses couldn't put me at the farthest point.... Just come on.

Seriously.

Really?

Peace, Love, and Small Bladders,
B

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